It was my job to punch-up scenes and make them funnier, or more interesting.

I was known as a “flasher” in the industry. Sitting in my cubicle drawing the “fun scrawls” pictures of my favorite things, pretending to be working because I was paid hourly. It was an instant hit, and Nintendo thought the got away with it, but I know what the fuck they did to those animals.Īs you get older, six months feels like a few weeks, your teeth are being attacked by horrific gingivitis, your face squirrels up into a raisin and your heart breaks so many times that it falls out of your fucking chest. Listen, Rocko’s Modern Life was a show about a loveable marsupial who lived next door to a fat yellow cow and a nerdy turtle. Nickelodean was originally a soft drink and ice cream soda fountain company before they abruptedly went bankrupt due to finances and were forced to make shitty cartoons for sweaty teens to eat Mcmuffins to while playing the most recent marble light bright fun-trap mouse shit games.įuck you, you’re not gonna believe me anyway. I started as an intern, moved up the ranks, and eventually started googling hentai for some fat sweaty man who played funtendo in the bathroom while I was trying to fucking write chi square equations on the back of a Mcdonald’s napkin and pretend anyone was actually getting work done. See, I worked for Nickelodean in the 90s. This fucking shit fucking ruined my fucking life.

Oh what are you fucking scared? You have no idea what the fuck’s going on. We all remember the show Rocko’s Modern Life. (Schz)Ī CREEPYPASTA LOST EPISODE (NEW!)- Rocko's Modern Life

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